ABServo
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Revive: Well, he WAS a lumberjack, and he WAS okay... |
psychomorph: "We are the People's Front of Judea...Crack Suicide Squadron." |
ABServo: "I unclog my nostrils in your general direction! You and all your dafty English K---nig-hts!" |
?? "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" |
The_Gray_Zombie: Look, over there it's....The Larch. The Larch |
ABServo: IT'S!... |
StoveTopVicious: "He's going to tell, he's going to tell..." |
JollyOldSaintVicious: *mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasti! |
JollyOldSaintVicious: Will the Royal Philharmonic ever finish? |
RoninM: These two didn't make it to the Ministry of Silly Walks in time and now must stand still until they can get a new walk registered. |
quickdraw: Are they going to chant in Latin and whack themselves with those lanterns? |
ABServo: Co-produced by 12 Ecuadoran llamas... |
WookieeMonster: No. 3...the Larch. |
ABServo: A moose once bit my sister! |
BitShifter: "You father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!" |
ABServo: But Sir Gallahad, we must examine you! Or else there will be a spanking!! |
CapMidnight: "Oh, no! Not /another/ shrubbery!" |
ABServo: Of Ulm! |
ABServo: ..... lemon curry? |
syd_lexic: "Behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit??" |
syd_lexic: The directors of this film would like to apoligize for the fault in the credits. Those responsible have been sacked. |
deadparrot: "Vewy well!! I will wewease Bwian!!" |
NurseNoir: "... you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!" "But I came for an argument." "Oh, that would be the next room. This is abuse." |
MadMatt: Lesson 12: How not to be seen |
Torgone: Let us not go there. It is a silly place. it's just a model anyway. |
Lanzman: "I see dead people." "I'm not dead!" "I see very, very sick people." "I'm getting better!" |
RodRocket: "You must chop down the tallest tree, with.... a HERRING!!!" |
porpoise: Pizza with Spam, pizza with bar-b-que Spam, pizza with anchovies and Spam. |
ABServo: "*sniff* She was three days away from retirement!! Now she's gone forever!!" "I'm not dead!" "*sniff* Now she's dying in my arms!" "I'm getting better!" |
ABServo: Well Brian...... ...... ...... ....I'm opening a boutique!! |
ABServo: "All you need to do is answer the five questions--" "Three questions!" "--three questions, and you can cross the bridge!" |
ABServo: and Ralph the Wonder Llama! |
Beedo: Nø realli, my sister wås bitten by møöse. |
ABServo: "'Tis but a scratch!!" "A scratch?? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't!!" |
Charly_Baltimore: Bring me a shrubbery! |
FredPAC: "Lemon Curry?" |