ABServo
Caption Picks #290
eber3 So... red means go? |
ABServo So THIS is how you set the plot in motion! |
ABServo "Ahhhhhhh bahhhhhhhhh gurrrrrllllll puuuuurrrrrttyyyyyyyy ahhhhhhhhh" "Um, hello, can I help you with something?" "Dahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhhh puuuuuuurrrtttyyyyy guuuuuuuuuurllllll bahhhhhhhhhhhh" "Right... um, I'm going back inside now; have a nice day" |
Cyberbeast "You have a filthy snot-encrusted rag that you drag around too?! We have so much in common! Do you believe in giant sentient pumpkins?" *girl slowly closes door* |
ABServo A BLANKET??? WHAT KIND OF TWISTED, DEMENTED, SICKO CARRIES AROUND A BLANKET ALL THE---- .....oh..... right! |
Zee "Instead of a football feild, I see.... CASINOS! and.... STRIPCLUBS! As far as the eye can see!" |
GodoHell Charlie Brown is overcome by the funk of Linus' unwashed blanket. |
ABServo "Charlie Brown, is your narcolepsy acting up again?" "Nonsense, Linus! Why, I'm perfecly--ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" |
ABServo Okay, Woodstock, I'm going to fend him off by doing my best James Brown impression! Watch this! "HEEEYYYY!! JUMP BACK!!!! KISSS MAHSELF!!!! HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" |
TheDiva Poor cartoon cats. If they're not abused, they're evil. |
Zee "I'm crush, crush, crushing your head! I'm crushing your head, yuppie. Squish squish. Where do you idiots come from to get your heads so terribly crushed?" |
Shockeye2006 "Smile for the camera." "There's no camera, Charlie Brown." "I said smile. Or do I have to make you smile?" "You're scaring me, Charlie Brown." |
Zee Are they on Metaluna? |
Zee "Yeah, like, uh, man? Yeah, uh, my friend here, uhhhh.... FELL on some acid tabs, and, like, is having a bad trip. But, like, I'm no doctor, man, maybe you should, you know, take a look at him. Man. I'll be in the car." |
TheDiva They still have phone booths? |