ABServo

Caption Picks #280



gleeb
"The Great Divide"? Was that Willie's error in computing his taxes?


ABServo
Mah face is burnin'!


GlitterRock
"Call my Psychic Friends Network now, and talk to Jesus!"


YibbleGuy
Singing his new hit "My Neck Looks Like A Road Map Of West Virginia."


Cyberbeast
When No Doubt's drummer claimed backstage that he had bigger boobs than Gwen, she didn't expect him to prove it.


GlitterRock
I said they could film at the GlitterDome as long as they gave me my own time to perform. Unfortunately, I chose to debut my new mind-control song, "Give Norah Jones Every Friggin' Award There Is!"


HughMac_capper
Aretha Franklin and Bonnie Raitt were married today in a civil ceremony....


gleeb
When threatened, she raises that frill to scare off her enemies.


tinaw
We only do this out of tradition now. . .sorta like Christmas.


ABServo
Norah Jones won everything! Good night! Drive safely!


HughMac_capper
Oops, they put Jackie Chan in the wrong seat.


TheDiva
Wearing Elton John's old glasses, I see.


ABServo
o0Well, I'm running out of money again; better dig up a few more of John's "lost" recordings again! Yeah, "lost"! I've got a whole warehouse full of 'em!


AlanPartridge
He basically is at the sight of J-Lo's new Transparent Top.


Cyberbeast
Already?

BACK ..... START ..... NEXT