gleeb
"The Great Divide"? Was that Willie's error in computing his taxes?
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ABServo
Mah face is burnin'!
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GlitterRock
"Call my Psychic Friends Network now, and talk to Jesus!"
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YibbleGuy
Singing his new hit "My Neck Looks Like A Road Map Of West Virginia."
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Cyberbeast
When No Doubt's drummer claimed backstage that he had bigger boobs than Gwen, she didn't expect him to prove it.
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GlitterRock
I said they could film at the GlitterDome as long as they gave me my own time to perform.
Unfortunately, I chose to debut my new mind-control song, "Give Norah Jones Every Friggin' Award There Is!"
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HughMac_capper
Aretha Franklin and Bonnie Raitt were
married today in a civil ceremony....
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gleeb
When threatened, she raises that frill to scare off her enemies.
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tinaw
We only do this out of tradition now. . .sorta like Christmas.
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ABServo
Norah Jones won everything!
Good night! Drive safely!
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HughMac_capper
Oops, they put Jackie Chan in the wrong seat.
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TheDiva
Wearing Elton John's old glasses, I see.
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ABServo
o0Well, I'm running out of money again; better dig up a few more of John's "lost" recordings again! Yeah, "lost"! I've got a whole warehouse full of 'em!
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AlanPartridge
He basically is at the sight of J-Lo's new Transparent Top.
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Cyberbeast
Already?
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